fauxklore (fauxklore) wrote,

The Steroids List

So the Mitchell report is out and names various MLB players accused of using steroids and/or HGH.

Names on the list include Roger Clemens who I already once named as the most evil person in the universe, since he abandoned the forces of good to defect to The Source of All Evil in the Universe and Eric Gagne, who drugs obviously didn't help (and who I am glad is off to Milwaukee for the next season). Actually, there are a lot of people on the list who drugs didn't seem to help.

Names not on the list include Big Papi, Manny Ramirez, Mike Lowell, Jason Varitek, Jonathan Papelbon, ... well, you get my drift. Gloat!
Tags: baseball

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