fauxklore (fauxklore) wrote,
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Do We Really Need This?

A hands-free umbrella sounds like a good idea. Until you realize it comes with a harness and there's a 5-step process to unfolding it.

Personally, I want lackeys to accompany me, holding giant umbrellas over me.
Tags: product mockery
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