Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Boring default stuff, though I have sometimes used various travel photos in the past.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
One. And it is rarely turned on.
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A few extra teeth which were keeping an adult tooth from coming in. And, many years later on, my wisdom teeth. I also regularly remove hair and excess nail growth and the like.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Probably a box of books.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
I think I had general anesthesia for some dental surgery.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No. If knew, it would either depress me it was coming too soon or allow me to procrastinate on various things and repent at the last minute.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I have no desire to change my name.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
I'm big on jewel tones and look great in red.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
I've certainly swallowed pills, but I don't think I've ever swallowed other non-food items deliberately.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Depends on the person.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No way. I cringe at the thought.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Probably, if it were a relatively tasteful magazine.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I doubt I'd survive the experience.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
I could maybe pull the trigger to execute an appropriately horrible criminal, but I would have to be really convinced they deserved it.
Q: What is in your left pocket?
I don't have any pockets at the moment.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
It was a pretty good movie, though not as good as some people seemed to think.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet. I'd love hardwood, but not at the risk of driving my downstairs neighbor insane.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. I've rarely seen a shower where one could sit, actually. I do take bubble baths now and then, however.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Q: Last person who texted you?
Nobody texts me. Since I don't keep my cell phone on unless I am actually expecting a call (or making one), it would be pretty futile to.
Q: Last person who called you?
A charitably solicitor. I totally detest that exemption to the "do not call" registry.
Q: Person you hugged?
Somebody at a storytelling event, but I can't really remember who.
Q: Missing someone?
Robert is too far away, sigh.
Grouchy, but that is mostly because I am fatigued.
Q: Listening to?
Carbon / Silicon - "Falungong Love Song"
Q: Worrying about?
I'm worried that a project that is supposed to conclude this week will drag on. Again.
Q: First place you went this morning?
My main office.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
See "Young Frankenstein" on Broadway.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes. I was once accused of having two expressions - smiling and smiling broadly. Some of that was related to the person who made the accusation, of course.
Q: Are you a friendly person?