fauxklore (fauxklore) wrote,
fauxklore
fauxklore

Metro Haiku Time

Just because I haven't done this in a while.

If you're going to
hold on to the top rail, please
use deodorant.

(I've had to breathe a bit too much eau de armpit this week, given the hot weather.)

Crowds expected this
this weekend. Why is metro
running no service?

(They are closing the blue line through Alexandria and Arlington and running one train every 36 minutes on the yellow line, which will inevitably turn into more like every 45 minutes. The same weekend as every sports team is playing, as well as normal tourist stuff. This has no impact on me, but I can still kvetch.)

Car too hot? You can't
just move to the next one since
they're all too crowded.
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