fauxklore (fauxklore) wrote,

A New WMATA "Security" Measure ...

... means a new Metro haiku!

Random bag searches
will not make us more secure.
Bad move by Metro.

And just to prove that the Washington Metro Area Transit Authority is not my only muse, I have been known to entertain myself thusly during meetings at work.

If you can't define
technology readiness,
you can't assess it.

environment is hard to
define for software.

There is no limit
to the sheer mind-numbingness
of this discussion.

(The context was somebody trying to persuade us that just because we've been doing something for 20+ years doesn't mean the technology is mature.)
Tags: haiku, metro, work

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